“二战”时(👷)期,盟军要实施(📼)安(📒)奇奥登(🍩)陆(🔼)计(jì )划,迫于(🕟)对(duì )一(yī )门叫安奇(qí )奥大炮的超级武器(🐉)的(de )忌惮,要派(pài )两(🐮)个精锐特工去摧毁(⏬)这门大炮(pào )(🌗),结果两个(🚤)傻(shǎ )逼(bī )被(🐿)派了(le )去(👑),最(🤷)后(🗄)经过一连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的(de )最后完成了任务。 片段(duàn )(😻)一:德(🚑)国人在北非布置了一个(⏺)陷阱(jǐng ),准备了一幅假的防御工(😞)事(shì )地图让(ràng )这二个士兵带回去。他(🙂)们却(què )(🔝)阴差阳错的(de )拿走了(🙄)真的(de )(👓)地(🙀)图,最终赢得了战役(yì )(🥫)。 (👃) 片段二(🤲):(🕙)他(tā )们化装成管(guǎn )道工(🎋)潜(qián )入德(🐀)军(jun1 )(🧟)在意(yì )(🧣)大利的司令(👣)部,给(gěi )他们卫(wèi )生间的管道修得乱七八糟(😊),把将军(🐛)淋了个落汤鸡(jī )。将军(💅)去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一套(🐡)新的军服,于是洗头洗(xǐ )(👌)脸准(zhǔn )备换(huàn )上(shàng )新军服的(de )(🐞)时候闭(🔞)着(🏴)眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜子旁(páng )边(biān )有(yǒu )一个废水(shuǐ )桶)。那个将军是最主要(⏺)的(de )一个(gè )配(pèi )角,很有(🕺)意(yì )(💑)思。到影片结束前1分钟,都没(méi )有一(yī )句(🔬)台词(cí )。最后(🈂)说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。 片段三:德(dé )军有一门超级大炮俯视着(🍉)联(lián )军将(jiāng )(🐣)要登陆的(⛎)海滩。这二(🕌)个士兵(bīng )(😼)居然化装成(chéng )希特(🍏)勒和随从(cóng ),去视察大(😂)炮(pào )(😙),把大(dà )炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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